WNTM *HOUSE*

Snammy wrote:

lukaslohan wrote:

Im ill since monday :/ I tried to shot today, though

Feel better, Lukey poo!

thanks sammy! yes im staying quiet so I can get well fast

Photos taken, now just gonna crop & edit
the send :]

Admin wrote:

I LIKE THE PANEL SO SIMPLE AND COOL!

when will it be posted?

Gabe: The setting makes the photo not hooch. Gabe looks like a free-spirit artist, and his body is to die for. This is a really inspiring picture.

Heather: The handcuffs, the strawberry and the smile don't go along together. The handcuffs represent dirty sex, the strawberry fancy sex, and the smile cuddly sex. I don't really know what to think.

Lukas: Sport ad in the wrong set. If we got ANTM's editing team, they could make you look like you're jumping past the edge of the model house. I'm not too sure about the armpit hairs, in all fairness, given the rest of your body has close to no visible hair.

Agustin: Had you sat a little more straight, the photo would have been stellar.

HUGE LOL @ Felipe and Juan almost posing the same way. The interesting thing is that their facial expressions and settings translate very different things. Juan's picture expression is an invitation to filthy sex, while there's a more angelic feel to Felipe's. Felipe suffers as well from the contrast between hairs in a region (his face) and close to none on his torso.

Christian: This is not really sexy. This looks more like your partner and you tried to have sex, then someone did something wrong, and you're asking them to leave you alone. There's a story there though.

Mitchell: Someone went past the hooch barrier. Showing the wardrobe mustn't have been intentional, but it tells a story : you're offering your body to your girlfriend, and you're waiting for her to come and get her chocolate.

Abby: The body says "pre-sex", the face says nothing.

Posted my wack-ass video judge thing. I like how there were a couple other judges who said they'd do that kind of thing too earlier and now I'm the only one who does xD. Let me know if you have questions

Also, VanityEgo are you going to join cycle 6? You should

I've just watched it! I was kind of glad to notice that you shared my views about most people in here. Glad you mentioned Mitchell's background too, but what you saw in his expression and in Abby's is 180 degrees different.

Loved the quotes too.

Yes, I'm definitely considerating (taking into account) a participation in Cycle 6!

Hahaha yeah I noticed that we agreed on most counts but then there were a few on which we had opposing views. But that's cool; in something as subjective as a visual art nobody's going to ever 100% agree with someone else, I suppose

And that's cool! You should hahahahahaha

Well I feel like my opinion is more accurate than yours, but then again, that won't make you change your mind ha!
Don't mistake my confidence for arrogance though. Be careful in the decipheration between those two concepts.

I'll do that. I'm going to represent fresh ex-teenagers starting to feel the consequences of bad eating habits in their early twenties, and now have to work with some extra side curves. In other words, people with an average body lol.

SideNote: I was in my sisters room. LoL.
only cause her bed is bigger, & it was suppose
to be mines anyways. so that's why the purses are there.

But you all can just pretend that the purses are my gf's
or that I'm a cross dresser. IDC.

Omg me and juan pose the same way

Admin wrote:

I MEET VANITY EGO IN A SUPERMARKET(RTVGAMES). I think he has a big potential to this show, he will be def. in cycle 6
I like your critiques too

Lol that's even more random than meeting a model in a mall.

@Mitchell: Or even that you're a gigolo!

@Vanity: HAHA! Work! How old are you? I like when people here are over 20 because I feel like I'm the elderly one in this world.

@Mitchell: I saw a crossdresser at Steak n Shake once.

@Felipe: I like how they were posted right after one another, also. And how I didn't notice until later xD

I've just turned twenty on the eleventh of August!

@Snammy: That really creeps me out

@Vanity: Oh you're still young pahaha

Snammy wrote:

@Vanity: Oh you're still young pahaha

Well I'm not Kasia fat or old, but I don't believe it's a crime =D

I like @VanityEgo his funny

I still can believe juan and me pose the same way like brothers

Hahaha thanks George!

carcamiiwiis wrote:

I like @VanityEgo his funny

I still can believe juan and me pose the same way like brothers

IKR? haha

carcamiiwiis wrote:

I like @VanityEgo his funny

Thanks!

I wonder who'll go this week, to be honest. If it was up to me, the bottom two would have been Christian and Heather.
It's funny because last week, Heather had trouble translating the theme strikingly enough, but this week, it's the other way around; she had contradictory ideas.
Christian has been both in the top and the lower pack, and, to me, this week, he's in the lower part of the lower pack.

I would also have called out Felipe and Mitchell for not getting a stellar result with a simplistic theme, when they do really well with heavy styling and sophisticated concepts, but they would have been in the upper pack.

My top 5 would be :
#1 Gabe
Perfect balance between sex-appeal and art.

#2 Mitchell
#3 Felipe
While I like the dreamy aspect of Felipe's picture and the confidence he exudes, I feel that Mitchell has to get kudos for producing a picture that tells a hot -although borderline X-Rated- story.

#4 Juan
#5 Lukas
Both would get a "posey" critique, but since Juan's expression fits the theme better, I'd call him a bit higher than Lukas.

Then would come Abby and Agustin, for not being careful enough about the face or the body.

Then my B2.

I've gone through the back-up of my old laptop and found some pictures I'd done when I was bored. I definitely would give them a too posey and a too hoochie critique, but I guess it would be funny to share, so here's one I quite liked back then:

Spoiler:

I hope you can take bad this but teh butty up like pornish